So, after watching last night's episode I've concluded that I'm ten billion times better at being a musical guest than Eminem or Li'l Wayne. I mean, I sing coherent lyrics, have no need to rip off other songs for my benefit and wear pants that fit. Not only that, I play tiny harmonicas, wear ruffles and have a British accent. I'm also an excellent actor, of course they were begging me to be in the skits after my stellar performance in Give My Regards to Broadstreet. It's like I combined broadway, and a street..Broadstreet. I'm so clever. Even after I played some of the least likable songs in my repertoire, it was still a billion times better. I believe my salsa dance makes all the girls want to dance and take off their underpants. Touche.
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