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bigmaccadaddy
19 December 2010 @ 01:57 pm
So, after watching last night's episode I've concluded that I'm ten billion times better at being a musical guest than Eminem or Li'l Wayne. I mean, I sing coherent lyrics, have no need to rip off other songs for my benefit and wear pants that fit. Not only that, I play tiny harmonicas, wear ruffles and have a British accent. I'm also an excellent actor, of course they were begging me to be in the skits after my stellar performance in Give My Regards to Broadstreet. It's like I combined broadway, and a street..Broadstreet. I'm so clever. Even after I played some of the least likable songs in my repertoire, it was still a billion times better. I believe my salsa dance makes all the girls want to dance and take off their underpants. Touche.

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bigmaccadaddy
07 December 2010 @ 02:40 pm
hehe  
PAUL McCartney and his girlfriend Nancy Shevel went shopping for fancy face creams at the Four Seasons Spa in DC Monday. McCartney — who was wearing gym shorts and a T-shirt — was seen testing various products, according to New York Post gossip column Page Six. “We’re going to be the best-smelling people in town,” McCartney giggled. The rocker walked away with a handful of products starting at $50.

I giggled.

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bigmaccadaddy
06 December 2010 @ 02:12 am
Blah  




Who's awesome? I'm awesome.

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bigmaccadaddy
23 November 2010 @ 10:59 pm


Mwahahahaha! I am vampire, it's why I recover from my injuries so quickly. Secret's out! I rub my hands together and plot your demise.

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bigmaccadaddy
21 November 2010 @ 10:04 pm
How do you feel when a favorite band breaks up? Do you still follow the original band members in their new projects?

I feel *bleeping* fantastic! I don't follow those other twits at all I mean, I mean what, I hear there was shaved fish and a plastic ono, some garden gnomes and some horrible computer art. You call that projects? I follow my own projects and drag a certain drummer in when it suits me. He's all the time like, oh hey we were in a band and I'm like shut your face and play, boozy mcboozeface. Oh wait, favorite band? Wait a tick..that wasn't my fave band. I was deeply saddened when Wings broke up...

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bigmaccadaddy
20 November 2010 @ 10:01 pm


You know, this picture really says a lot about me. For one thing, it shows that I'm not afraid of self branding. I made London Town, I want you to know it. Love it, air sex it, whatever you have to do. Not to mention fashions sense. Also, I have awesome hair, look at that little curl peeking out. You can also see my fabulous buckteeth which gleam like pearls and shine like diamonds. My nose is beautiful and my eyes are to die for. Of course, I think someone might have kicked me in the crotch before taking this. All in all, it's one of my better photos.

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bigmaccadaddy
What is your favorite John Lennon song, and why?

Yesterday. Wait, no. Got to Get You Into My Life. Wait, no. Jet. Wait, no. C moon. Wait, no. Jet! Aw..wait, no. C moon..aw, darn, no. Jet Jet Jet Jet Jet. C moon C moon C moon. Wait, all of those were MINE. Howler monkeeeeies. Ok, it's not Imagine, he calls me a sap and writes this peace stuff, don't get it. In all honesty, I'm going to have to say I Am the Walrus, because that song just rocks my socks, and the walrus was me. Take that clue and chew on it. RIP my homeboy, peace out.

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bigmaccadaddy
31 August 2010 @ 06:24 pm
So Vh1, maker of obscene reality shows (pretty sure I've not seen actual music on there in a few years) has published what is said to be the top 100 artists. I don't know what dumb*bleeps* voted for this list, but it is a total joke! Lennon beat both me and Ozzy O! I know he's not going to be pleased about it. Radiohead, Bob Marley? Guns n' Roses? AC/DC? Really? REALLY? Bob Dylan, I know you're great and all, but..in the top 5? For the past few years all you've been is a creeper undressing the ladies in the lingerie commercials with your eyes. I even freakin' feel sorry for Elvis, what are you doing putting him at 8. I think Elvis deserves a little better, even if he was a huge a hole to us. I mean, I think George would have my back on this. I was an a hole to him, but he couldn't deny I was a talented one. In fact, where was he? He was a pretty badass guitarist himself. To sum up the list in the words of the playwrite Shakespeare, "That was CRAP."


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bigmaccadaddy
27 August 2010 @ 03:46 pm
So, I've seen some good crowds at my shows in my time, but now it's time to bitch about the crappy ones. If you're buying my best tickets, don't friggin sit down and stuff your face with 20 dollar nachos and 8 dollar beer while I'm on stage, thanks. Also, I'm really tired of having to sign a crazy bitch every time I play a show. Oh oh, Paul, sign my back, sign my shoulder, sign my arm, sign my coin slot! It's getting OLD. I regret ever starting that sh*t. Of course, no one's asked me to sign their boobs yet, so maybe that why I'm getting a little irritated. Oh, and some of you fans think I'm single? Are you really that delusional? You know I'm a needy little manchild that needs a woman to lay out his clothes for him and to convince him that he doesn't need botox everyday. Noo, that brunette I tote around is just like, some crazy chick I found on the toilet of my tour bus. Anyway, I'd like to give a shout out to Russel *bleeping* Edgington. He's my hero. Maybe I'll rip out a spine on stage for a change of pace.

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bigmaccadaddy
26 June 2010 @ 06:09 pm
"I said that on purpose. And now all this (criticism), like I'm going to care? It was a joke. Hello, anybody there? It's a joke," the Daily Express quoted him as saying.

"Has anyone ever watched Saturday Night Live? They joke about Bush all the time. As for a public apology, are they kidding?

"I was in two minds whether to say it and I actually waited until the President had gone because I didn't want to embarrass him or his family. But hey, come on, it's rock and roll. It wasn't a religious meeting and I'm allowed to make jokes," he added.

Ahahaha, you heard me. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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